09. Backgammon

You Jammy bastard
My favourite game. Skill, chance and pants. Congratulations to Adrian for establishing a new dice dynasty with 5 in a row. To the backgammon gods, thank you for helping me break the drought.

08. Bleeding Sun Girl

When Good Times Turn Bad
Pretty girl, dark intentions, the broken hearted seeks her revenge in the darkness of night.

07. Gung Hay Fat Choy

Year of the Rat
I Ching. I Chong. I Ping, I Pong. To the Orientals, the Asians, the Caucasians and people of all persuasions, may the year of the rat bring good fortune and good times.

06. Microhoo!

$46,000,000,000
It just looks like the hugest number. $44.6 billion. That’s how much money it costs to keep up with the Jones’s. Except in this case, the Jones’s is the bohemoth that is Google. The Microsoft’s offer was unsolicited. I wouldn’t worry about that illegal version of Vista you are running. I think Microsoft will be okay.